Q: If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?, a cat , a dog, a duck , my brother , What do you do if you’re late for school?, Run faster, Apologize, Blame your pet dragon , Blame your pet dragon 🐉, What’s the best way to study?, Read your notes, Practice questions, Sleep on the book and absorb knowledge 😴, Ask your wall for help, f you’re hungry, what should you do?, Eat food, Cook something, Stare at the fridge until it feels bad, Photosynthesize 🌱, What do you do if your phone dies?, Charge it, Use another phone, Hold a funeral for it, Cry dramatically for 3 hours, How do you become rich?, Work hard, Save money, Find treasure with a pirate map, Ask your cat for investment advice, What’s the best job?, Doctor, Engineer, Professional napper , Dragon trainer, What’s the best way to wake up early?, Set an alarm, Sleep early, Don’t sleep at all , Have a rooster scream in your face, What should you do during an exam?, Focus, Stay calm, Stare at the ceiling for answers, Telepathically contact a genius, What’s the best exercise?, Running, Gym, Walking to the fridge, Blinking rapidly, What do you do if it rains?, Use an umbrella, Stay inside, Challenge the rain to a fight 🌧️, Yell “STOP” at the sky, Your alarm rings at 6 AM. What do you do?, A) Wake up responsibly, B) Hit snooze, C) Stare into the void and question existence, D) Pretend time isn’t real, 😵 2. You forgot your homework. Your move?, A) Admit it, B) Say you’ll bring it tomorrow, C) Blame a mysterious “incident”, D) Start a new life under a different identity, 🧠 3. You walk into a test you didn’t study for…, A) Try your best, B) Guess answers, C) Unlock a hidden genius mode, D) Accept your fate and become one with the desk, 👻 4. You hear a noise at 3 AM…, A) Ignore it, B) Check it out, C) Hide under the blanket, D) Accept that this is your villain origin story, 🤡 5. Someone calls your name but no one’s there…, A) Ignore it, B) Ask who called, C) Run, D) Answer like you’re in a horror movie, 🪦 6. You trip in public. What now?, A) Get up quickly, B) Laugh it off, C) Pretend you meant to do that, D) Relocate permanently, 🌀 8. Teacher says “this will be easy”…, A) Close it, B) Remember slowly, C) Grab food anyway, D) Accept you’ve entered another dimension, 🧍 10. You wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you…, A) Relax, B) Believe them, C) Be cautious, D) Prepare for emotional damage.

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