Why should you not write a book on penguins? Because writing on paper is much easier!, Why do polar bears and penguins not get along? Because they are polar opposites!, What do you call a penguin with no eye? Pengun!, Why didn't the penguin jump off of the iceberg? He got cold feet!, How do penguins know when something is wrong? It smells a bit fishy!, How do a group of penguins make a decision? Flipper coin!, Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they haven't got any pockets!, What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night? Starfish!Starfish!, What do Penguins like to eat? Brrrrritos!, What do penguins wear on their heads? Ice caps!, What's a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica!, How How does a Penguin build a LEGO house? Igloos it together!Igloos it together!, Why don't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!, What did one penguin say to the other? Nothing, he gave him the cold shoulder!, What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill!, What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!,

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