1) What did the sink say to the toilet? a) You look really pooped. b) You look really flushed. c) You look drained. 2) Why are fish so smart? a) They got it from their dad. b) They go to schools. c) They got it from there mom.  3) Where do cows go on Friday night? a) nothing b) the moo - vies c) sleep in the barn 4) Why can't Elsa have a balloon? a) beacase she will freeze it b) beacase she will let it go c) it's not her birthday 5) Why didn't the orange win the race? a) it couldn't walk b) it couldn't see c) it ran out of juice 6) What is a cows favorite holiday? a) movie day b) moo years eve c) Thanksgiving 7) Why did the student eat his homework? a) it was easy b) it was a piece of cake c) it was a piece of nothing 8) What do you get every Birthday? a) A new age b) presents c) cake 9) What did the ocean say to the pirate? a) nothing it just waved b) nothing it just pased by!

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