Forward I’m heavy, but backwards I’m not. What am I?, Ton, At night, they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?, The stars, What can you catch but not throw?, A cold, A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but didn't break the law. How come?, She was walking, A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?, The third room, because the lions that haven't eaten for three years aredead, I am the only organ that named myself. What am I?, The brain, No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why?, There aren't any penguins in the Arctic, A group of ten people are going out for pizza but only two of them have an umbrella to keep them dry. But they manage to walk all the way to the pizza place without getting wet. How is this possible?, It wasn't raining, Why was the baby strawberry crying?, Because its parents were in a jam, I can't go left, I can't go right. I am forever stuck in a building over three stories high. What am I?, An elevator

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