What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? - A stick., What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? - Thunderwear., Why did the dinosaur cross the road? - Because the chicken wasn’t born yet., Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? - Because she will "let it go, let it go.", Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? - Because she wanted to go to high school., What do you call two birds in love? - Tweethearts, What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? - Finding half a worm., What did one volcano say to the other? - I lava you., Why was the baby strawberry crying? - Because her mom and dad were in a jam., What did the little corn say to the mama corn? - Where is pop corn?, Why does a seagull fly over the sea? - Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull., What kind of tree fits in your hand? - A palm tree.,

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