One day a company chairman got very angry with his board of directors., He glowered at them. "Gentlemen, I have something I must say: half of you are idiots. ", One of the directors stood up and banged on the table. "I demand that you withdraw that last observation, Mr Chairman.", "Very well," the chairman said, "I withdraw it - half of you are not idiots.", The cook stole a leg from a beautiful roast stork just before it was served to the king., The king asked him angrily why the bird had only one leg., The cook replied, "Storks only ever have one leg - come to the river with me tomorrow and I will show you, Your Majesty.", Next morning the cook and the king went down to the river and saw the storks all standing on one leg., The king clapped his hands and the birds flew off. "There," he said, "You see, they all have two legs the moment I clap.", But, your Majesty, you didn't clap last night..

Two in one stories The Stork and The Company Chairman

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