HECTOR Oh, hello, Bridget. BRIDGE Hello, Hector. HECTOR Oh, hi, Annie. NICK Oh, thank you. Yes, I know. HECTOR Do you know where Nick is? BRIDGET No, we've just ____. NICK I'm a great actor. ANNIE I think I know where Nick is. NICK.....Would love to do the part, but I'm too ____.No, it's not the money, but I don't need 15 million dollars. Look, ____ to my agent, Bridget, huh? BRIDGET I have an idea. NICK Oh, so Robert de Niro said yes already. Hmm, well... hello? Telephone rings BRIDGET (pretending to be a Hollywood agent's secretary) Hello? Nick Jessop? NICK Yeah. BRIDGET (____ to be a Hollywood agent's secretary) I have an ____ from Warner Brothers on the line for you. NICK Right. HECTOR pretending to be a Hollywood ____ Hello Nick. You are very big in England. What are you working on now? NICK Hi. Well, it's something that all of England watches. It's the... 🤣🤣🤣You can ____, but tomorrow night at 6 o'clock, you will see that Nick from next door has star quality and then Spielberg will call. Now excuse me, I ____ learn my line. CHARLOTTE TV VOICE Now, my darlings, you must separate the eggs into two bowls. HECTOR ____ the eggs? CHARLOTTE TV VOICE Separate the yolk from the white. HECTOR Oh, the, the... ANNIE Hector? HECTOR Ah, hello, Annie. CHARLOTTE TV VOICE Mix the yolk and the chocolate. Add the butter. And now for the fun - whisking! I love whisking, don't you? HECTOROh, ____ ANNIE Ah! You need Annie's magic whisk. HECTOR Yes, please. CHARLOTTE Nearly finished, my darlings. Finally, add the whites to the chocolate and put it in the ____. And in 30 minutes, this delicious chocolate mousse will be ready for your lover to taste - hmm! HECTOR And put it in the fridge - mwahh! BRIDGET Why Hector, who's the lucky lady? I think I know! Hmm! Chocolate mousse, my favourite dessert. ANNIE Nick!! What time is it?! HECTOR Six o'clock. ANNIE Quick! ____ channels! VOICE ON TELEVISION It's 6 o'clock and time for the weather with Rock Thrust!

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