1) “The garage door was broken and we couldn`t get the car out.” 2) “I had to organize decorations for my dog`s birthday party.” 3) “I had to help an old woman who collapsed in the street on the way to school.” 4) “My brother-in-law's friend's father's grandmother's sister's aunt's turtle died, and yes, it was a tragic death.” 5) “My fortune teller advised against it, so the universe was telling me to take a day off.” 6) “My wife found out I was cheating, so I had to spend the day retrieving my belongings from the dumpster.” 7) “My wife put all my underwear in the washer.” 8) “I went to the beach instead because the doctor said I needed more vitamin D.” 9) “I broke my arm reaching to grab a falling sandwich.” 10) “I had to go to audition for American Idol.”

8.1 Future in the past Excuses

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