Why are the students taking a ladder to class? - Because they are in high school., What makes the situation so difficult? - If you go left, there's nothing right. If you go right, there's nothing left., What did one wall say to the other wall? - I'll meet you at the corner. , What kind of music does a balloon like least? - Pop., Why don't we ever see elephants hiding in trees? - Because they are really good at it., What do we call a really big ant? - Giant., What is the best time to go to a dentist? - 2:30. (tooth hurty), Why is six afraid of seven? - Because 7 8 9. (Seven ate nine)., Why are ants so angry? - Because all their uncles are a(u)nts., Why are some stars so cool? - Because they have a lot of fans!, There is a head and there is a tail! But no body – what is it? - A Coin., What is the longest sentence in English? - I do.,




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