1) What does C stand for in Chemistry? a) Christmas b) Carbon c) "Chemistry is the science of blowing stuff up" i.e. C4 d) 'Cuz we're not clever enough to do Physics e) Chemistry 2) When was Chemisty Invented? a) "First invented by Sir Francis Chemistry, in 1625" b) 2000 BC c) As they go along d) After Physics 3) What is Inorganic Chemistry? a) Real Science (ish) b) Where Failed physicists go c) They do stuff with metal. I don't understand it. -Organic Chemist d) Noone Knows 4) Which is a real lab rule? a) If you see a clear liquid in a beaker, it is obviously vodka. Drink up. b) If you can not convert to moles, convert everything into gophers. c) If you need a straight line plot, use only two data points. Or better yet, use one point and guess! d) In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. e) Remember, open flames are the safest flames. f) Make sure to always change or make up data when they do not agree with your expectations.

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