1) If you suffer from a headache: a) drink some coffee b) take some aspirin c) get a back massage 2) If you are feeling stressed out: a) drink alcohol b) scream at the nearest person c) focus on your breathing 3) If a hungry tiger is chasing you: a) fight it with your bare hands  b) climb up on the back of an elephant c) run away from it and hope it'll get tired 4) If a snake has bitten you: a) suck the poison out b) tie the bitten area with a tight bandage c) eat some ash to soak up the poison 5) If a jellyfish has stung you: a) pour vinegar on the sting b) pee on the sting c) get a life guard to pee on the sting 6) To help someone recover from a shock: a) slap them quickly across their face b) give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation c) put a warm blanket around their shoulders 7) If an angry dog is growling at you: a) let the dog sniff your hand b) throw a rock at it c) slowly walk away backwards 8) If you find a spider in your bed: a) put it in your brother's bed b) eat it because spiders are high in protein c) safely catch it and release it outside 9) If there is an earthquake: a) climb onto the roof of your house b) take shelter under a strong, sturdy table c) cover your body in bubble-wrap 10) If your boss hasn't given you enough work shifts for the week: a) quit your job b) throw eggs at your boss's window c) politely inform her that you're available for more work 11) If your husband has left the toilet seat up: a) put it back down yourself b) break up with him c) say "honey, be a sweetie and leave it down for me" 12) If you have an assignment due the next day but you haven't started yet: a) "pull an all-nighter" and get it done by 2am b) complete it with the help of your friends c) bribe the teacher with a box of chocolates for a deadline extension 13) If you're running 30 minutes late for work: a) Call ahead and inform your workplace of the situation. Ensure them that you will be there ASAP. b) Give up and go to the beach instead. Who cares about work anyway?! c) Say nothing. Just arrive late. If your boss asks, tell them to mind their own business! 14) Your best friend has bought a new dress and has asked you to comment on it, but it looks terrible: a) say "oh, it really suits you!" b) say "where on earth did you get that monstrosity?!" c) say "hmm, are you sure that's your colour?" 

EAP I2 M1 U7: Fear

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