Next time you are talking to yourself, tell yourself your single and end the conversation., Milk... offer her milk, One person couldn't feel all that they'd explode, Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way, Good Shot Red 2, You want me to intervene, I'll interven, Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie , He wouldn't know a joke if it danced naked in front of him., And I love you random citizen, I'm single because apparently the only good men are fictional,

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