Compound: Add the rotten tomatoes and blend them until they are smooth., Sprinkle in the spider's legs but make sure they are hidden in the sauce!, You could serve with a glass of toilet water or you could collect some sandy salt water from the sea., Blend the eyeballs so she can't spot them., Get the knife and spread the snot carefully., Paint them red so they look like tomatoes., Complex: Follow these instructions if you want to trick your wife., When you are finished laughing, offer her a glass of vomit to wash it down., If you want to really surprise her, sprinkle some snail shell for extra crunch., Try not to laugh because you will give the prank away., Simple: Cook the fingers for 30 minutes., Get the blood, slugs and bogeys and mix thoroughly., Boil the soup for 3 days., It will be worth the wait!,

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