1) "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate." - Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C. 2) "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." Alan Minter, Boxer 3) "Better make it six, I can't eat eight." - Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked whether he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices. 4) "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." -Dizzy Dean explaining to the media how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. 5) "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." GLR broadcaster, UK 6) "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."- Greg Norman, Golfer 7) "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."- Britney Spears, Pop Singer 10. "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

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