1) What do you/ call a boomerang/ that won't/ come back/? - A stick. 2) What did/ one toilet/ say to/ the other toilet? - You look/ a bit flushed. 3) How do you/ get a squirrel/ to like you? - Act like/ a nut. 4) What do you/ say to/ a rabbit/ on its/ birthday? - Hoppy Birthday 5) Why didn't/ the quarter/ roll down the hill / with the nickel? - Because/ it had/ more cents. 6) What did/ the ocean say/ to the pirate? - Nothing/ it just/ waved. 7) What is/ a cat's/ favorite color? - Purrr-ple 8) Why was/ the rabbit/ so upset? - Because/ he was having/ a bad/ hare day. 9) What time is it/ when the clock/ strikes 13? - Time to/ get a new/ clock. 10) Why did/ the dinosaur/ cross the road? Because/ the chicken/ wasn't born yet.  11) Why can’t Elsa/ from Frozen/ have a balloon? - Because/ she will/ "let it go,/ let it go!" 12) Why did/ the kid/ bring a ladder/ to school? - He wanted /to go to / high school. 

Jokes - practice phrasing

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