1. How do you get a tissue to dance?, You put a little boogie into it., 3. Why did the superhero flush the toilet?, Because it was his doody., 5. Why did the melon jump into the lake?, It wanted to be a water-melon., 6. How does the ocean say hello?, It waves., 8. How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?, When it’s full!, 9. Why did the dog do so well in school?, Because he was the teacher’s pet!, 11. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?, A dino-snore!, 12. What animal can you always find at a baseball game?, A bat!, 13. What can you catch, but never throw?, A cold!, 15. Why did the banana go to the hospital?, He was peeling really bad., 17. Where do cows go for entertainment?, The mooooo-vies!, 20. What did one eye say to the other?, Don’t look now, but something between us smells., 21. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?, A rocket chip!, 24. What did one volcano say to the other?, I lava you!, 28. Why did the student eat his homework?, Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake., 31. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?, In case he got a hole in one., 32. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?, Nacho cheese!, 38. Why did the math book look sad?, Because it had so many problems., 46. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?, Thunderwear., 58. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?, Twister..

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