1) I’m secretly a vampire. 2) I’ve been crying because my crush left me on seen 3) I’m in love with the cafeteria tacos. 4) I’ve been practicing my evil laugh in the bathroom. 5) I’m convinced my math teacher has superpowers. 6) I’ve been stalking my ex’s Instagram since Monday. 7) “I think my house is haunted, but only on weekends. 8) I’m sure aliens would like my cooking. 9) I’ve been talking to my plants and they vibe with me. 10) I’m planning to run away and live in a theme park. 11) I’ve been trying to train my dog to do my homework. 12) I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to Mondays. 13) I’ve been saving money to buy a useless but dramatic cape. 14) I think someone in this class is secretly famous.

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