“My soup is cold, my chair is broken, and the waiter just called me ‘bro’.”, “I deeply apologise for waking you up, sir, but your wife has ordered three live llamas to be delivered to your room.”, “Your flight is delayed because the pilot has locked the keys inside the plane.”, “I paid for a luxury spa weekend, and instead I got a tent and a yoga mat.”, “We can see that your account balance is minus €4,200 because your cat stepped on the keyboard and made 17 online purchases.”, “I’m sorry, but the hotel pool is closed because someone tried to teach ducks to swim there.”, “The car your husband booked has been replaced with a pink scooter with no brakes.”, “There’s been a small problem… your hair is now bright green, not brown.”, “Madam, your husband is trying to pay for dinner with seashells.”.

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