Spring is actually more exhausting than winter., The pressure to “start fresh” and suddenly become productive is overwhelming., Flowers are overrated. They look nice for two days, then they wilt and make a mess., Spring fashion is confusing., It’s too cold for dresses, too warm for coats — you’re always dressed wrong., Allergies ruin everything., What’s romantic about sneezing 25 times in a row?, Spring cleaning is a scam., Why does dust suddenly become my responsibility in April?, Rain in spring is more annoying than cozy., It’s not “romantic drizzle.” It’s wet shoes and frizzy hair., Nature waking up is loud., Birds at 5 a.m. are not “magical” — they’re aggressive alarm clocks., Spring holidays are stressful., Planning Easter lunches and family gatherings can feel like event management., Everyone suddenly becomes a jogger., Parks turn into unofficial marathons overnight., Summer anticipation is better than actual spring..

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