You spend an hour doing your hair. The moment you leave the house, it starts raining., You wave enthusiastically at someone across the street. They weren't waving at you., You tell everyone, “I'm definitely going to start eating healthy.” Ten minutes later, you're ordering pizza., You take 47 photos and somehow the first one is still the best., You accidentally like someone's Instagram photo from five years ago., You are telling your friend a secret and suddenly realise the person you're talking about is standing right behind you., You walk into a glass door in front of several people., You spend twenty minutes looking for your phone while holding it in your hand., You say, “I don't need an umbrella.” Five minutes later, it starts pouring., You prepare the perfect answer in your head. When someone asks you the question, you forget every word you know., You confidently tell your friends, “Trust me, I know how to do this.” You absolutely do not know how to do it., You're trying to take a cute selfie, but your front camera opens unexpectedly from the worst possible angle., You complain that nobody texts you, then remember you've ignored six messages., You finally clean your room. The next morning, you can't find anything., You tell your friend, “I'm only going into this shop to look.” Forty minutes later, you're carrying three bags., You see someone wearing exactly the same outfit as you at a party., You spend ages writing a long emotional message. The person replies, “OK.”, You tell your friend not to text her ex. Twenty minutes later, you're helping her write the message., You make a joke. Nobody laughs. Ten seconds later, someone else says almost the same thing and everyone laughs., You're laughing at your friend for tripping over something. Two seconds later, you trip over the same thing., You try to quietly open a snack during a lesson. The packet suddenly sounds louder than a helicopter., Your teacher asks, “Does everyone understand?” You nod confidently. You understand absolutely nothing., You wake up, look at the clock and realise you have ten minutes to get ready., You tell yourself, “I'll check my phone for five minutes.” When you look at the time again, an hour has passed., You confidently answer a question in class. The teacher says, “Interesting… but that's not what I asked.”, You make an amazing joke in English. Nobody understands it, so you have to explain it., Your friend says, “Take a natural photo of me,” and then spends ten minutes posing “naturally.”, You decide to save money this month. The next day, your favourite shop announces a huge sale., You're trying to leave a party, but you've already said goodbye three times and you're still there., You send a screenshot of someone's message to the person whose message you screenshotted.

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