1) what is your name? a) MrBumChum b) henna c) hussein d) hussain e) ahmed bum f) xia yan 2) what happens when you wobble a) you become a wobler b) you fall c) you become an idiot d) you eat poo e) you become a chinese eater f) you got a triple chin 3) How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? a) 4567 b) 456789 c) 9876 d) 4986 e) 132 f) 1 4) what did my therapist tell me, then what did i say?😂😂😂😂 a) your stupid, so i cried b) i love you, so i said hes g*y c) 'Time heals all wounds' so i chinged him and now we wait d) your a pudu, so i got mad e) asked me for a penchaud, so i gave him f) said i was adopted, so i had time w his mom 5) What is the first thing a man puts in a woman when they get married? a) his little inch ting b) his whole hand c) his forehead d) a banana e) wedding ring f) his thing but then she asked him is it in yet 6) I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins. Guess what came to mind? a) to stick it in my a$$ b) to go buy some condo*n$ c) sell it to your dad d) kissing it e) have $3x wid it f) I was about to run and tell my wife, when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden… 7) My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess what happened? a) She came crawling back b) i dated her mo c) ordered some pizza d) i chopped my legs off and sat in it e) i dated her dad f) gave it to charity 8) A son told his dad he was g*y and if he wouldve loved him styl. Guess what the dad said? a) lets be g*y together b) Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place. c) f*ck off d) eee your g*y e) backed out the ting and put it in him f) told him to go tell his mumma and see wag1 9) Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding she’d say: “you’re next”. Guess what i said? a) stfup and focus on your ded husband b) alr ur funny c) bomboclart d) I started saying the same thing to her at funerals. e) bricked her f) made tea for her and put d*ck pills in der 10) Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? a) Because they just keep getting harder and harder b) there hands are used to having them in a w**K position c) brain dammage d) gives them a rush e) they are too old f) cuz thye keep thinking abt how small there d*ck is going to be

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