1) What did the sink say to the toilet? a) You look really pooped b) You look really flushed 2) What did the nose say to the finger? a) stop blowing your nose b) stop being so picky 3) where do cows go on friday night? a) nothing b) the moo - vies 4) why cant Elsa have a balloon a) because she will freeze it b) because she will let it go 5) why didn't the orange win the race a) it couldn't walk b) it couldn't see c) it ran out of juice 6) what is a cows favorite holiday  a) movie day b) moo years eve 7) why did the student eat his homework? a) it was easy b) it was a piece of cake c) it was a piece of nothing 8) what did the ocean say to the pirate? a) nothing it just waved b) nothing it just passed by!

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