Last night was just a series of disasters. I came home very late and went to the bathroom, but after I did my business there and attempted to ____ the toilet, I realised it was ____, so I spent half an hour ____ it. Then I went to wash my hands, put some ____ on them, but heard something break in the kitchen. I ran there to see that my cat dropped my teacup from the table. I grabbed a ____ and ____ the tea off the floor. Then I went back to the bathroom and saw a real flood - I must've ____ the sink somehow and left the tap ____, so the water was everywhere! The cloth was no use, I'd have to ____ every other second. I began searching for my ____ to clean up the mess, and realized it was up on the attic. So I grabbed a ____, ____ it and opened the attic door - and a bunch of ____ and screws fell right into my face! My husband must've placed them near the entrance. Good thing he didn't leave a ____ there as well!.. After all that was over, I made some dinner. I do enjoy cooking, but hate the aftermath. You get a bunch of dirty dishes - ____ and plates, all kinds of ____... I tried to ____ my dishwasher, but it was broken, so I got a ____ and a washing ____ and did it all by hand. My, what a nightmare! And when I finally started to get ready for bed, I couldn't even ____ my teeth - my toothbrush had glue ____ all over it! My idiot of a husband decided to prank me... So, I grabbed the scissors, went to his warbrobe and neatly cut all the ____ in his shirts. Some started to fall apart, which was no good, so I had to get a thread and a ____ and fix them to a certain degree. When I was finished, I ____ the needle in the cushion and felt obnoxiously happy. Sweet is my revenge! At first, he won't notice anything; but soon the clothes will start ripping right on his body... I mused on the idea of cutting the ____ in his cable TV, but decided that was too much for one night.

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