1. How do you get a tissue to dance? - You put a little boogie into it., 3. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? - Because it was his doody., 5. Why did the melon jump into the lake? - It wanted to be a water-melon., 6. How does the ocean say hello? - It waves., 8. How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? - When it’s full!, 9. Why did the dog do so well in school? - Because he was the teacher’s pet!, 11. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? - A dino-snore!, 12. What animal can you always find at a baseball game? - A bat!, 13. What can you catch, but never throw? - A cold!, 15. Why did the banana go to the hospital? - He was peeling really bad., 17. Where do cows go for entertainment? - The mooooo-vies!, 20. What did one eye say to the other? - Don’t look now, but something between us smells., 21. What is fast, loud, and crunchy? - A rocket chip!, 24. What did one volcano say to the other? - I lava you!, 28. Why did the student eat his homework? - Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake., 31. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one., 32. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? - Nacho cheese!, 38. Why did the math book look sad? - Because it had so many problems., 46. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? - Thunderwear., 58. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? - Twister.,

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