1) What did the sink say to the toilet? a) You look really pooped b) You look really flushed c) You look draned 2) Why are fish so smart? a) they got it fromt there dad b) they go to schools c) they got it from there mom 3) What did the nose say to the finger? a) stop blowing your nose b) stop beging do picky 4) Where do cows go on friday night? a) nothing b) the moo - vies 5) Why cant Elsa have a balloon? a) beacase she will freeze it b) beacase she will let it go 6) Why didn't the orange win the race? a) it couldn't walk b) it couldn't see c) it ran out of juice 7) What is a cow's favorite holiday? a) movie day b) moo years eve 8) Why did the student eat his homework? a) it was easy b) it was a piece of cake c) it was a piece of nothing 9) What do you get every Birthday? a) A new age b) presents c) cake 10) What did the ocean say to the pirate? a) nothing it just waved b) nothing it just pased by!

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