Patient: Doctor, I'm very nervous. This is the first time I've ever (need) an operation. Doctor: Don't worry, I feel the same. This is the first operation I've ever (perform), A famous film star went into a shop into a small town. - Haven't I (see) you somewhere before? said the shop assistant - In the cinema, perhaps? said the film star with a smile - Maybe. Where do you usually sit?, -What are you fishing for? -Mumamamamoolays. -What do the look like? - I don't know. I've never (catch) one, -What do you do? - I'm a sailor. Have you ever (work) on a submarine? -No. I can't sleep with the windows closed, -It was my husband's birthday yesterday and he said, Take me somewhere I've never (be) before. - So, where did you take him? - Into the kitchen!.

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