1) What do lawyers wear to court?  a) Lawsuits! b) suit c) briefcase 2) You do not want to have it, but when you do have it, you do not want to lose it. a) A lawsuit b) Trial c) Case d) moot court 3) What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? a) You always hear about them, but you never see them. b) there are no honest lawyers c) they have nothing in common 4) Where do vampires learn to suck blood? a) Law school b) Vampires school c) Hospital 5) What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?  a) A good lawyer knows the law. b) A great lawyer knows the judge. c) one knows more, the other knows less 6) What's the difference between a lawyer and God?  a) God doesn't think he's a lawyer b) we can see lawyers c) God is not a lawyer 7) What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?  a) Accountants know they're boring. b) Lawyers are bad at math c) these are different professions 8) How does an attorney sleep?  a) First he lies on one side b) and then on the other c) like ordinary people 9) What's a great name for a lawyer?  a) Lively b) Sue! c) Jursi 10) The defendant testified, "The attorney is my brother," but the attorney took the stand and denied having a brother under oath. Who is lying?  a) Neither one of them lied b) The defendant c) The defendant was the attorneys sister 11) Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?  a) Of course not b) If he has a widow then he's dead c) And dead people can't get married 12) When is a football player like a judge?  a) When he sits on the bench b) Never c) can they be similar? 13) IS IT LEGAL IN MEXICO TO bury a living man on the beach a) it is not legal to bury a LIVING MAN anywhere b) yes, if he took your place c) apparently such a law exists in Mexico 14) You like Law Riddles? a) Yes, it's cute! b) No, could be better(

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