Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry., Whisper it as if you're sharing a terrifying secret. Let your eyes be wide with panic. On the last "lorry," let it turn into a scream., I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream., This time, you are actually screaming in agony. Abandon the cheerful meaning. Shout the lines as if you are being attacked by invisible forces., She sells sea-shells by the sea-shore., Say it with a grotesque, fixed smile, but your eyes should show utter despair and misery. Let your voice be a monotone, like a broken record, Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butter’s bitter.", Perform it as a repetitive, ritualistic chant. Repeat it over and over, getting slightly faster and louder each time, building to a peak of frantic energy., "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?", Get extremely close to your camera lens. Speak the words slowly and deliberately, as if each word is a profound and disturbing truth. Over-enunciate every syllable., "I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.", Describe this scene with growing horror and disgust. Let your voice tremble. The "kitten" is not cute; it's a monstrous omen., "Four fine fresh fish for you.", You are trying to offer these fish, but you are drowning. Gasp for air between each word. Let your body sway and struggle as you speak., "I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish.", Speak it as a desperate, obsessive plea. You are begging for your life. Your voice should be tight and strained, filled with need., "Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.", This is a curse. Spit the words out with venom and rage. Point an accusing finger at your webcam with each harsh syllable., "Black bug's blood.", Repeat this phrase three times. First, as a quiet realization. Second, as a growing worry. Third, as a full-blown, blood-curdling scream., "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?", Speak slowly and menacingly. You are revealing a terrifying truth about "Fuzzy Wuzzy." Pause for an uncomfortably long time after "was he?" and then break into manic laughter..

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