1) is she fat a) correct b) maybe c) no 2) is she awesome a) correct b) maybe c) no 3) which of these statements are true a) your mother is fat b) the earth is finally destroyed c) the time is currently 25:10 pm d) you are wearing someones hair as a coat 4) am i the coolest person on earth a) YES b) no c) this question is unfair how should i know d) no u ugly man 5) is your mom the coolest person on earth a) no b) heck no c) yes d) maybe 6) ya like jazz a) yes b) bro how is this relevent c) no d) maybe 7) what is the exact weight of your mom a) trick question: she is infinite b) 500 pounds c) 1000 pounds d) 2000 pounds e) 4000 pounds f) apperantly heavy enough to create a black hole 8) which of these people birthed you ? a) b) c) d) e) f) 9) does your mother have bobucks? a) false b) true 10) does your mother love you? a) OF COURSE SHE DOES b) sadly, yes c) no d) idk 11) das not good? a) das not good b) boy shut up 12) complete the sentence: your mother's a) so beautiful i married her b) so cool she froze the ocean c) so fat when she swam in the sea people thought she was a new continent 13) (answer TRUTHFULLY) have you ever said das not good? a) NO i am not a FREAK b) yes :( c) i wont tell you

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