If you meet the man of your dreams, - …you’ll meet his beautiful wife, too., After your hands become coated with grease, - …your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the rest room., If you drop a tool, e.g. an eraser, - …it will roll to the least accessible corner., If you are doing something stupid, - …someone will always be there to see you., If you dial a wrong number, - …you’ll never get a busy signal and someone will always answers, If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, - …the very next morning you will have a flat tire., If you change queues or traffic lanes, - …the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. (This also works in supermarkets and shops.), When you get completely wet in the bathroom, - …the phone will ring, or some one will knock on the door., When you are out with someone you don’t want to be seen with - …you’ll always meet a family or friend., If you go out with no makeup and wearing your worst clothes and with greasy hair, - …you’ll run into a lot of handsome men. (And if you look great, there won’t be anybody out there.), When you try to prove to someone that a machine doesn't work, - …it will work. (When you try to show someone something is easy to do on a computer, it won’t work.), When you’re out in a public place, - …parts of your body will start to itch that you can’t touch., At any event, e.g. a cinema, stadium, plane, etc, - …the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last., As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, - …someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold., If there are only two people in a locker room, - …they will have adjacent lockers., If you drop a toast, - …it will land on the face with butter on it., If you wear a new expensive dress, - …you’ll spill something on it., If you take your car to the carwash, - …the next morning it will rain., If you don’t save things on your computer, - …the monitor will freeze, or the lights will go out., When you have done the wash-up and almost finished washing the sink, - …you find an unwashed glass or fork somewhere., If you wear a formal dress, - …everyone else will wear casual ones., If you start to walk - …the bus will come.,

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