A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”, Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast., Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”, A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”, Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage..

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