Why did the skeleton stay home from the party? - Because he had no body to go with!, Why don’t mummies take vacations? - Because they’re afraid to unwind!, Why don’t ghosts lie? - Because you can see right through them!, Why did the jack-o’-lantern go to school? - Because it wanted to be a bright student!, Why did the witch go to school? - To learn spelling!, Why don’t skeletons ever fight? - Because they don’t have the guts!, Why did the zombie stay home from school? - Because he felt rotten!, Why did the monster eat a light bulb? - Because he wanted a light snack!, Why did the black cat sit on the computer? - Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!, Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? - Because it had no guts to move!, Why did the skeleton go to bed early? - Because he was bone tired!, Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party? - Because he was a party pooper!,

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