You know, I never realized how pathetic you are, , I'm so aware of it, , They always know just how to get us, don't they?, , He knows whenever he wants to come crawling back into your life, , Well, he hasn't exactly come right out and said it, , Did you file your story?, , What's it like to be the only person committed to their work while the rest of us are slumming?, , You mean what's it like to be the only person not to finish their work on time?, , Is it fun having a brain that works that fast?, , I assure you it's not, , I got you something for Christmas, , That's convenient, 'cause I got you something, too, , I don't actually have my gift with me, , In fact, I've probably mislaid it, but I know I got you something, , I expect it's somewhere in my car, , Do you want to know what it is?, , I didn't think we'd actually get a chance to do this this year, , We're getting better, , Everyone, can I have your attention, please?, , Hate it that we can never talk, , Well, first of all, a very Happy Christmas to each and every one of you, , Now, we're not officially closed, as you very well know, but we are going to try and get by this week with a smaller than normal staff, , But before some of you rush off on holiday, I do have one rather important announcement, , A wedding was privately announced earlier today that I don't believe any other paper in town knows about, , Well, if I'd known this was gonna happen, I'd have worn my good suit, .

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