I got a bad situation., Katie brought home a new dog from the pound., She said he's my brother., I don't want a brother., I don't even have a bed now., I'm sleeping on the floor, like a dog., Why would Katie do this to me?, Because she's a dog person, Max., And dog people do weird, inexplicable things., Like they get dogs instead of cats., Okay, please don't start now, Chloe., That is not helping. Max?, Come on, I'm your friend., And as your friend, I gotta be honest with you., I don't care about you or your problems., Your perfect little life with your dumb, bleh, human is gonna be over, forever., Why is this mouse on my paw still?

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