Not discriminating against any dating app, , Well, everybody has different beliefs, , Don't gentle! Reel it in fast!, , Give me the damn heater!, , Please save some of those for me to nibble on later, , 'Cause they add a nice crunch to it, , The, uh, ginormous pants or the itchy sweater?, , Well, you're not gonna see them because ever since Ali got that write-up in L.A. Magazine, your dad decided too much competition, , We're letting Ali do all the baking, , So, you quit your accounting job to bake?, , Well, it was a long time coming, , I was supposed to get a truck and fix it up, , Listen, the dressing is done, , I will just have to concoct something unique and amazing that makes your dish taste like farts, .

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