Thinks they're a Jedi, Super super racist, Really stupid, Owes the government one million dollars, Thinks you're ugly, Their pet name for you is "trash bag", Is always covered in ants, Really really hates children, Only speaks in horrible puns, Sees the ghost of everyone who has ever died, Only speaks in sarcasm, Farts every time they kiss you, Kicks every animal they see, Worst-smelling person in the world, Spends every date using dating apps, Sold your pets on MercadoLivre, Only speaks in yelling, Will only eat if you play airplane with their food, Counts your calories, Looks and smells just like your dad, Yawns every time you start a sentence, Steals something from every store they enter, Calls you by exe's name every time, Has 10cm fingernails, Only speaks in Disney song lyrics, Only responds to texts with "k", Conveniently forgets wallet every date night, Constantly plotting to kill you, Super clingy, Always picking their nose, Only speaks in hashtags, Has the names of all of their exes tattooed on their body, Can only speak in lines from Twilight, Only laughs at their own jokes, Has been stalking you since middle school, Can only have conversations through puppets, Keeps talking about someone who looks just like you... Only better, For as long as you date them all your friends will hate you, Only speaks in motivational quotes, Literally has the face of a pug, Sends "Good morning" messages on the family group on zipzop.

RED FLAGS

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