I received my first love letter in second grade., I corrected the spelling and grammar in red ink and returned it to the sender., I needed a pencil case for school., Things were tough financially. So, they gave me an old, grey sock., When I was a little boy, my mom asked me if I ever tried going to the bathroom 'standing up' and I answered , I tried once, but the poop fell on the ground." Apparently, no one explained to me, that you could only pee standing up., I was 8, learning to ride a bike, not very good at it...and very, very scared., So, I shouted VERY loudly that my father was trying to kill me. I'm 18 now, and they still remind me of this situation..

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