I woke up late because my alarm was too quiet, and then my cat walked over it, turned it off,, and went back to sleep like nothing happened., I spilled coffee all over my homework/laptop because, I tried to carry three things at once while walking to my desk., I lost my keys in the fridge while putting away groceries, and didn’t realize it until I was already locked out of the house., I fell asleep on the sofa intending a quick 5-minute nap…, and woke up three hours later in a weird position., I confused AM and PM, thinking I had plenty of time10., and showed up when everyone was leaving., I wore two different shoes all day, and only noticed when someone asked why I was “so fashionable.”, I burned the toast/food/coffee so badly18., that the smoke alarm went off and everyone in the building thought there was a fire., I thought I had done the laundry,, but it was still in the basket, and I had nothing clean to wear., I mistook someone else’s bag for mine at the café21., and only noticed halfway home., I tried to park but, accidentally blocked a bike lane, and the cyclist gave me a very “friendly” lecture.

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