He has the flu, He has a temperature, and his body aches, He caught a cold, He's sneezing a lot and he has a cough, He is allergic to cats , He starts sneezing as soon as he's near one, He has asthma , He has difficulty breathing, He has high blood pressure, It's 150 over 100, He has a heart attack, He was overweight, a smoker, and very highly stressed, He has food poisoning, He ate some shrimp that weren't fresh, He sprained his ankle, He fell down and now it's swollen , He burned himself, He touched a hot iron, He has a bruise on his toe, He dropped a chair on it, and now it's black and blue.

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