I prefer winter because at least you know how to dress., Spring cleaning sounds like a fresh start, but it feels like a punishment., I don’t feel more energetic in spring — I feel more sleepy., I don’t like the pressure to “start something new” just because it’s spring., Birds at 5 a.m. are not “magical” — they’re aggressive alarm clocks., Spring fashion looks nice in magazines, but in real life it’s still too cold for those cute dresses., People smile more in spring. Suspicious. What are they so happy about?, Spring rain is not romantic. It ruins your hair and your shoes at the same time., Spring weather has more mood swings than I do., Spring means new collections in stores. Very dangerous for a woman who loves shopping more than cardio.Spring sales are dangerous. I don’t need a new “fresh start” outfit… but somehow I buy three., Everyone says, “It’s perfect weather for hiking!” Perfect for who? The sun is hot, the wind is cold, and my shoes are full of mud.

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