I accidentally adopted three alpacas instead of one., My cat has started charging me rent., A pigeon stole my sandwich and made eye contact., I think my fridge is judging my food choices., I failed my driver’s test yesterday., I lost my wallet on the way to class., I met George Clooney at a party last week., I think I saw a ghost last night., I won a salsa competition last weekend., I’m going to be on a new edition of Big Brother., My dog died yesterday., My grandfather has a black belt in karate., My uncle is 104., I got promoted at work yesterday., I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person., I’m moving to Japan next month., I locked myself out of my apartment., I just ran a marathon., I broke my phone this morning., I’ve decided to quit my job and start my own business., I saw my ex on a date last night., I’ve never eaten pizza in my life., I passed my exam with the highest score., I forgot my best friend’s birthday.

Leaderboard

Visual style

Options

Switch template

Continue editing: ?