Right, Bloody hell, I forgot my phone at home again — I’m going to be late!, He kept bothering me during lunch, so I told him to bugger off., We were only taking the piss — we didn’t mean to upset her., When I saw the mess he left, I was properly pissed off., That’s complete bollocks — there’s no way she finished the project alone., I told him to bugger off when he wouldn’t stop asking annoying questions., After trying for hours and failing again, I just said, “Sod it,” and gave up., Wrong, He arsed about the report, and it came out perfect., My teacher told me to bugger off after class., My mum called me a tosser because I helped her with the shopping., I said “sod it” to cheer my friend up after she won the prize., I use bollocks in formal emails when I need to explain a mistake., Everyone smiled when she said “cunt” during the wedding speech — it was so touching., He called me a git to thank me for the birthday card..

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