Context: The classic response to a completely obvious deduction., "No shit, Sherlock.", Context: A dry response to a fact that is already well known., "You don't say.", Context: When someone offers a very obvious or unsolicited piece of advice., "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to the world's leading expert.", Context: Said with wide eyes and a flat tone when someone points out the glaringly obvious., "Oh, really? I hadn't noticed.", Context: When someone suggests repeating a past failure., "Yeah, because that worked so well last time.", Context: A rhetorical question used to highlight the obvious risks of a plan., "Sure, what could possibly go wrong?", Context: Said with a completely deadpan face after someone has done something stupid., "Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.", Context: A passive-aggressive way of saying "that is the absolute wrong way to do it.", "Well, that's one way to do it.", Context: After a complete disaster or failure., "Well, that was a roaring success.", Context: Said when yet another problem or annoyance presents itself., "This is exactly what I needed today.", Context: When a boring or pointless event is announced., "Oh, great. Another meeting.", Context: While looking at a chaotic mess or a project that is falling apart., "I love how this is coming together.", Context: Said to someone who is complaining about a mandatory task (e.g., "I have to go to work"). The implication is, "and you can face the consequences of not going.", "Well, you don't have to.", Context: Said through gritted teeth to someone who is moving far too slowly., "By all means, take your time.", Context: When someone does the bare minimum and expects praise., "Wow, that's dedication.", Context: When someone tells an unconvincing or tall tale., "Yeah, I'm sure they did.", Context: A one-word killer delivered with a blank stare when someone is telling a boring or ridiculous story., "Fascinating.", Context: A short, sharp response to a new, unwelcome rule or piece of information., "Since when?", Context: When someone is about to give an unwanted lecture or a clearly wrong opinion., "Oh, please. Enlighten me.", Context: When someone reveals a piece of information that is incredibly easy to figure out on your own., "Wow, I never would have guessed."

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