NEVER have I ever finished a whole series on Netflix in a single weekend and felt good about my life choices., RARELY do I manage to leave the house without checking at least three times if I actually have my keys., ON NO ACCOUNT will I answer a phone call from an unknown number., NOT ONLY am I a morning person, BUT I also find joy in exercising before 7:00 AM., NO SOONER do I lie down to sleep THAN my brain decides to remind me of an embarrassing thing I said in 2014., ONLY AFTER I have had my first coffee do I become a functioning member of human society., AT NO POINT during a workout have I ever thought, "I am having a wonderful time."

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