What's the tortoise doing on the motorway?, About ten meters an hour, What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?, You're too young to smoke, What did the traffic light say to the car?, Don't look now. I'm changing., What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?, Finding half a worm., Do you know that it takes three sheep to make a sweater?, Really? I didn't even know they could knit., What's the new baby's name?, I don't know. We can't understand a word he says., You smell good. What have you got on?, Clean socks., Am I the first girl you ever kissed?, Could be. Were you in Hastings in 1982?, Do people fall off the Empire State Building often?, No, only once.

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