1) She didn't take that job offer in Berlin. She isn't fluent in German now. 2) We bought a house right next to a nightclub. We don't get any decent sleep. 3) He never learned to cook properly. He survives exclusively on sad ready meals and toast. 4) I didn't invest in that random cryptocurrency my cousin kept rambling about. I'm not a millionaire today. (Use might) 5) You didn't charge your power bank before the trip. You are completely stranded with a dead phone at the airport. 6) My parents never forced me to take piano lessons seriously. I can't just sit down and jam at a party like a cool person. 7) I ignored my dentist's advice about flossing for years. I now have the dental bill from hell. 8) They didn't set a wedding date before the venue burned down. They are still technically engaged five years later with no plans in sight. 9) He accidentally sent that snarky email about the client to the client. He is currently updating his LinkedIn profile picture and praying. 10) We binge-watched the entire series in one weekend. We have absolutely nothing left to watch on a rainy Sunday. 11) My flatmate didn't label her weird vegan spread. My toast tastes faintly of sadness and nutritional yeast. 12) I didn't buy those limited-edition trainers when I had the chance. They're reselling for triple the price and I'm filled with regret. 13) She never deleted that cringey teenage poetry from her public blog. Her new boyfriend just found it and has questions. 14) The council planted a massive tree right in front of our living room window. We live in permanent, mushroom-like dimness. 15) You didn't pack any warm clothes for the Scottish summer because "how bad could it be". You are wearing every item you own simultaneously and still shivering.

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