If someone gives you good advice…, you'll ignore it., If you are relaxing with a glass of wine…, it will rain., If you meet the man of your dreams…, he will be married., If you need a knife…, you'll only find spoons in the drawer., If you take a long-distance flight…, the plane will crash., If you want to have a cigarette…, there will be a "no-smoking" sign., If you win the lottery…, someone will offer to take you there for free., If you're late…, there will be a big traffic jam., If you're getting married…, you'll die the next day., Immediately after you buy a bus ticket…, there will be a fly in it..

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