I'm not running in the hallway, There's a dash bug on my head controlling my body, I'm not chewing my straw, I'm participating in the International Straw Chewing Contest, I'm not spilling food, Strange little creatures are asking me to share my food, I'm not biting my nails, I'm making a sound to scare away crows, I'm not picking up random objects, I'm helping repair a broken alien spaceship, I'm not touching my hair , My hair helps me choose what to cook for dinner, I'm not climbing on things , I'm saving a cat stuck in a tree, I'm not picking my nose, I'm releasing cheerful beams to make everyone happy, I'm not shaking my legs, I'm speaking the language of the moles, I'm not jumping on the bed , I'm training in case the road turns into a trampoline , I'm not making bubbles with a straw, I'm sending the universal sign that I'm still OK, I'm not wiping dirty hands on my pants, I don't want to hurt flowers, polar bears ans swans, I'm not putting on pyjamas , I'm preparing for an alien who might vacuum my clothes .

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