Your friend pretends to trip you right before a group photo, then laughs and says, “Relax, I’m just ______.”, taking the piss, Someone cuts in line at a coffee shop and then rolls their eyes when you point it out. You mutter under your breath, “What a ______.”, git, A: “He tried to charge his phone by putting the USB in the microwave.” ”B: “Seriously? What a complete ______.”, twat, Your colleague explains a ridiculous excuse for being late — “My alarm clock turned into a bird and flew away.” You laugh and say, “That’s absolute ______.”, bollocks, Strict warning: If you called someone this in a British pub, you’d likely start a fight. Which extremely offensive insult is it? (Use with care — or not at all.), cunt

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