You feel dizzy but need to cross the street. A car is coming., 1, Your friend sneezes and coughs. You offer first aid. They say: “That’s an offer not to be sneezed at.”, 2, You are short of cash. Someone calls you a “cash cow”., 3, You ask: “Where is the nearest ATM?” – but you are in the middle of nowhere., 4, You try to top up your phone, but the currency rate changed., 5, You say: “I can’t afford a new phone.” But you just booked a tour., 6, You go sunbathing on an overcast day. You get a terrible sunburn., 7, You lounge around all weekend. Your boss says: “We look forward to going there.”, 8, You need to protect your skin. You buy nothing., 9, Your meme reaction: (pigeon walking / It makes no sense), 10, You say: “I quickly got used to staying indoors.” But it’s summer., 11, You try to get a ticket online. The site crashes., 12, You book air tickets for a business trip. You forgot to pack things., 13, You pass through customs. The officer asks: “What’s in my package tour?”, 14, You buy a last minute tour. It’s all-inclusive. But the flight duration is 12 hours., 15, You make a reservation. They don’t confirm it., 16, You set off for work but you meant to set off on a trip., 17, You ask: “Does it suit you?” Your friend says: “As for me, no.”, 18, You arrange to set off at 5 p.m. Everyone is late., 19, You say: “I can’t afford a tour.” But you just bought a return ticket., 20, You are stuck in a traffic jam. You need to use the elevator., 21, You shut the door, lock it, but forgot your keys inside., 22, You open the curtains. It’s still dark outside., 23, Your meme reaction: (sleepy cat / I no longer do it), 24, You knock at the door. Nobody answers. You climb the stairs., 25, You have a headache and stomachache. Someone says: “It won’t hurt you to work.”, 26, Your friend messed up your vacation. You say: “He did great harm.”, 27, You survived an accident. A bossy woman says: “It sounds appealing.”, 28, You fool around all the time. Someone says: “I’ll be here as long as you need me.”, 29, You want to talk to someone in private. But there is no private property., 30, You take part in a competition. Your competitor has enormous talent., 31, You lend your car to someone. They damage it., 32, Someone drops in on you without calling., 33, You pay a compliment. They fish for more compliments., 34, You break the rules. A straight up guy gives you a straight answer., 35, You make inquiries about someone. You find out they went to prison for stealing., 36, Someone calls you a nerd. You say: “It’s a piece of cake to quit.”, 37, You have naughty kids. You try to bring them up. They say: “It didn’t do him any good.”, 38, You have naughty kids. You try to bring them up. They say: “It didn’t do him any good.”, 39, You feel under the weather. Someone asks: “What’s the weather forecast?”, 40, You memorize something by heart. Then you forget it during extra hours at work., 41, You exchange dollars for pounds. You get the wrong amount., 42, You transfer money. It goes to the wrong person., 43, You pay for the tour in advance. The tour doesn’t exist., 44, You get a suntan in a resort. You look like a lobster., 45, You lie on a lounge. Someone says: “We lounged around last weekend.”, 46, You protect your skin with 100 SPF. Still get burned., 47, You say: “I need to relax.” Then you book 5 trips., 48, You look forward to going somewhere. Then you cancel., 49, You make a choice between all-inclusive and last minute. You choose wrong., 50

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